Saturday, August 30, 2008

FEAR THAT WHAT YOU CANNOT COMPREH....AHHHH FUCK IT

Have the months gone by with you saying, "Hey wasn't there the most amazing fucking web log in the world called Torturetown, USA that truly and that made me feel like what it is like to be pwnd?" Because if you have, then something is really wrong with you, since in all likelyhood you were looking for sheep porn. Faggot.

The point is, Torturetown, USA, is coming hard. Like Peter North on some fucking beezy, we're going to blow our load with great furious anger. Or excitement. Or...something.

What I'm really trying to say is that FearNET's plethora of shoddy horror movies is surprisingly lacking. Which means it's time to expand our (i.e. me and Fearmongoloid's) horizons.

What I'm double trying to say is I just bought a Netflix account, so we can watch as many shoddy horror movies as we damn please.

Let the Torturetowning begin.

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