Sleepwalking is for your mother

Mmm, where to begin with Sleepwalkers...ah yes, the motherfucking. While the evil sleepwalkers of this film aren't actually very horrific, all the motherfucking in this movie at least gives you a weird, uncomfortable feeling in your stomach.

Sleepwalkers have decent powers I guess. They can go invisible, make sweet hot rods change color, and feed by very slowly sucking virgin souls from the mouth. Personally I would suck the soul from a different orifice. I mean, you gotta make sure its a virgin, right? am I right? guys? ...sigh. But those sweet powers are not really scary, at all. oooh, they look like tiger people in the mirror! oh no! Plus, one little kitty scratch is like getting stabbed in the face for a sleepwalker. pssh. pussies.

But the main problem for me was that this movie reeks a little too heavily of a stephen king book turned to film. Books turned to horror movies always suck, without fail.

The role of Clovis the cat nailed him the #3 spot on this list of horror movie kitties.
Not bad, little fella. Not bad. I gotta see Night of 1,000 Cats, by the way.

hoohAHs: -2. for inflicting me with incest makeout sessions but never getting the hot girl naked.
chimpsters: 4. maybe the incest helped out in this category.
Margarets: 4. mostly for the bloody dance scene at the end.
SandBerns: 3. yeah whatever

In conclusion, meh.