Love Object

Love Object is the story of the seemingly innocent love between man and doll gone horribly, horribly wrong. The main character has a serious boner for the woman of his dreams, but he suffers from 28 year old tall handsome virgin syndrome. He needs practice! So naturally he buys a real doll.

Nothing turns me on quite like a cold vacant stare and a slightly slacked jaw. Long story short, a vicious love triangle erupts between the doll, the man, and the real woman whom the doll is modeled after. and Rip Torn. He's also involved somehow. But the real question that this movie raises is, after you've killed a woman does semen act as an embalming fluid? In my experience, no.

AHHHHHHs: 5--for the sweet doll tits! and there may have been real boobs too, but those are for fags.
Margarets: 4 mostly for the bloody embalming gun fight at the end
Chimpos: 7--a man fucking a realdoll is high comedy, no question.
Sandra: 3 oh no, my real doll handcuffed me to herself while I slept! boo hoo this is sooooooo scary.

In conclusion this story is primed for Love Object 2. It's the story of a woman and her dildo, but the dildo is in love! The dildo's passionate rage costs several lives before the woman asks Rip Torn to help her kill it. But thats when the dildo really starts to be a dick...